14 Mothers Tell Their Funniest Kid Remarks to Them

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Parents are the best people to know that kids say the darndest things. Toddlers know how to make things funny, whether they’re talking about their new brother or storming into the restroom. Mothers in the community of What to Expect initiate a new windowHARED the most absurd stuff opens a new window with what their tiny personalities have to say, and the results are hilarious beyond belief.

Car Poop Opens in a new window

“My 5-year-old told me that she wants to be a bird. Not to do anything cute like soar around high in the air. In order to urinate on cars, she wishes she were a bird. — Smithsa22

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“I would tell my 2-year-old that my belly hurt because there was a baby in there when I was ill or lying on the couch. Someone else mentioned the other day that their stomach hurt, and she asked, “Is there a baby in your belly?” I adore how their tiny minds function. — krm6624

“My three-year-old was calling out for me inside the home as I spent some time yesterday in the restroom. I said, “Mommy needs some privacy. She’s in the bathroom.” “Okay, you need privacy; I’ll just watch,” she walked in. — rgarr2010

Explaining Pregnancy to a Young Child

I sat down with a plate of food a few days after we told my son I was pregnant. After giving me a minute of his attention, he asks, “Mommy, are you going to squash the baby with your food?” I had to clarify that I had two stomachs: one for eating and the other for the baby. — Kathy Mariek

Nursing in Front of a Young Child

“Today, while I was nursing, my 3-year-old strolled into our office and exclaimed, ‘I sure do love a baby.'” —KHE Mrs.

Baby Named by Toddler

“We gave our infant the name Christian. The infant is only recognized as Super Mario by our older kid. The teachers questioned us about whether the baby’s name was indeed Super Mario. SoBear

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“I tell my daughter that I need some mommy time when I need a break. I ask her, “Do you want a happy mama or a mad mama?” as she starts to complain. She waves to her mother and leaves to play for a while. A few months back, this took place:

“You need to eat dinner,” I said.

“Mom, I just need some warm milk,” says Anna. I need some time with Anna because I had a difficult day.

“Girl, please sit down,” I said.

Anna: “Mommy, do you want a happy or a mad Anna?” — Mrs. Hism

“My three-year-old son has been staring and poking his ear at my stomach. I asked him what he was doing when he put his ear to my bump today. Shaking me gently, he murmured, “Silence, the infant is speaking.” When I asked him what the baby had said after giving him a few seconds, he replied, “The baby is saying big brother get me out of here!” LOL burst into fits of laughter. — Agpolan

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“My 4-year-old says, ‘Haha! Good luck!’ and runs away whenever the baby cries.” — Kelly Livingston

There’s So Dark It Opens a new window

“After requesting to see a “photo of the baby” (my ultrasound), my 4-year-old nephew inquired as to why the room was so gloomy. Perhaps she needs a light, in my opinion. — Chelsea M

Desire Launches a new tab

“When I was pumping, my almost 3-year-old sobbed because he doesn’t have boobies. “I want boobies to make milk too,” he exclaimed. I’ve had to say that it’s a very incredible skill that only mothers possess. Haha! — amwr06