25 Hilarious Things That Everyone Is Secretly Accused Of

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1. Turning Down the Volume to Improve Your Vision
   Have you ever been driving around listening to a music and realized you needed to turn down the level to find a spot in a parking lot?

Although you may not really see better when you turn down the sound, you may think that it does.

2. Acting As Though You Would Consider Purchasing An Expensive Item

When you’re shopping and something truly surprises you with its price, but you can’t walk out of the store just yet because you don’t want to appear to be unable to pay for it.

Pretending To Think About Purchasing An Expensive Item

Even worse is when a salesperson approaches you while you are still looking and you have already made up your mind not to buy anything. “Can I help you find anything?” “No, Jessica, prices here are too expensive.”

3. Putting on headphones and pretending you’re in a music video while you listen to music

Without a doubt, you completed this one. “A Thousand Miles” by Vanessa Carlton starts playing when you’re riding public transportation or sitting in your car, and you can’t help but feel like the lead in your own music video.

Putting on headphones and listening to music, then acting as though you’re in a music video

“Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I’m homebound.” You are taken to a tiny universe where you are the star and background music permeates every aspect of your existence.

4. Being Extra Courteous With Airport Security To Avoid Raising a Red Flag

When you pass through airport security and sense that the TSA agents are watching you with suspicion, you may choose to show extra friendliness to them. You were never seen as suspect by them, but now they might be.

Being Extra Courteous With Airport Security to Avoid Raising a Red Flag

A full-body examination is now being delayed for you since, at three in the morning, who would normally be particularly cordial?

5. Checking Your Phone While Taking a Break From the Computer

Have you ever been browsing Facebook on your computer and then decided to take a break and check Facebook on your phone? Perhaps content from the webpage will appear differently in the app.

Checking Your Phone While Taking a Break From the Computer

Even when you believe you are taking a vacation from the internet, it is there at your fingertips. So, unless you completely shut down your computer and phone, you are never truly taking a step back.

6. Stuttering When Saying “Happy Birthday”

“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear (inaudible name), happy birthday to you.” When you attend someone’s birthday party and, because you haven’t seen them very often, you can’t remember their name when it’s time to wish them a happy birthday.

stuttering “Happy Birthday” during the name part.

I hope nobody standing around you notices your abrupt volume change.

7. Taking a book to the beach but failing to read it

You are mistaken if you truly believe you will read the book you put in your beach bag. Most likely, you’ll be in the water, sunning, or on your phone.

Not Reading a Book While Taking It To The Beach

Give the book a rest and make room for some water, snacks, and extra sunscreen. They are more significant than putting in a book that will get wet and sandy but will never be touched.

8. Spending Too Much Time After the Shower Sitting in Your Towel

After taking a shower, you change into your towel and settle into bed. You’re still sitting in your towel after an hour has passed, for some reason.

Taking Too Long to Sit in Your Towel After Showering

For some reason, the time you spend sitting at your towel seems to pass more quickly than usual, whether you’re using your phone to play games or are just staring at the ceiling.

9. Measuring Distance With Songs

Songs are useful for measuring distance while you run outside or go to the gym. You can use distance to determine how far something is, even when you’re driving.

Playing Music To Determine Distance

“How far is your drive to work?” While it seems incomprehensible to others, you understand it completely. “It’s about 5 songs.”

10. Experiencing a sense of relief after a long day at home with an empty hour

Not because you don’t cherish your relationships with family and friends, but occasionally it’s wonderful to spend some time alone yourself every day. Being able to choose what to watch on TV or to have first dibs on the munchies is fantastic.

Relieved to Find an Empty Hour After Work When You Return Home

You may even choose to simply sit and take in the silence because you’ve spent the entire day in the company of others at work and you need some alone time.

11. Misrepresenting Your Alcohol Intake to Your Physician

“Yeah I only have one or two beers a month, tops.” What’s the purpose, you and your doctor both know you are lying. It seems odd if you just consume one or two drinks every month.

Giving Your Doctor False Information About Your Alcohol Use

Tell your doctors the truth, and if all else fails, practice lying. It seems more likely to have one drink every week than one per month.

12. Unintentionally forwarding a screen grab of the messages to the individual you are discussing

Have you ever sent someone a text message and then taken a screen grab of the exchange to forward to another person? However, you email the screenshot back to the person you were texting initially rather than forwarding it to someone else.

Unintentionally forwarding a screenshot of the messages to the individual you are discussing

It is impossible to act as though you never planned to start chatting behind their back about that individual. At that point, you should just admit it because it’s really awkward.

13. Wearing only the top five shirts out of a pile of them

It’s likely that you’ve developed the practice of stacking clothes in a pile and selecting five or six shirts at random, washing them, and then placing them back on top.

Wearing only the top five shirts from a pile of them

This process is repeated until you either buy new clothes or the top five shirts get excessively ratty or worn out.

14. Acting Content When You Get Cards That Don’t Have Any Cash on Them

When you get older, most people want cash for holidays or your birthday instead of real gifts. To quote Cuba Gooding Jr., “show me the money!” Then you get a card, which you open in the hopes of finding cash, but it’s empty, and you still have to pretend to be thankful.

Acting Content When You Receive Cards That Don’t Have Any Cash on Them

Although it is the most depressing feeling, you don’t want to come out as spoiled or impolite. What do people anticipate you doing with a card, by the way? Sure, it’s romantic and lovely, but what happens when you finish reading it?

15. Considering A Magnificent Retaliation Hours Following The Insult

Have you ever been called out by someone and, although you don’t have a response right away, you manage to think of something amusing to say a few hours later? The most unfortunate things happen to the best among us, and all you can hope for is a second shot at redemption.

Considering A Magnificent Retaliation Hours After The Insult

You may spend hours contemplating how much better this response could have been if you had come up with it right away. You now have to keep in mind that you had the opportunity to speak up, but you chose not to.

16. Purchasing New Produce But Not Eating It

This seems far too genuine! With the intention of cooking for the remainder of the week, you go to the grocery store and purchase an abundance of fresh fruits and vegetables. However, you get too lazy to cook them, so they wind up going bad in the refrigerator.

Purchases of Fresh Produce Never Consumed

Now that you’ve squandered money, all of the food has gone bad by the time you finally got around to cooking it, which was a week later, and you have nothing to prepare. Even though you know you won’t cook them, you nevertheless go through this routine every time you visit the supermarket.

17. Watching For Them To Go When Someone Takes A Seat Next To You

The most awkward situation is when you are ready to get up and someone sits next to you, making you feel as though it would be disrespectful to go right now.

Sitting next to someone and waiting for them to leave

Even if you don’t know the person sitting next to you, you feel as though asking to leave would be disrespectful to them. For what duration did you sit by someone in a similar circumstance?

18. Drafting a furious email but not sending it

Imagine this: After a disagreement with a coworker when you first came to work, you sit down at your computer and send a long, furious email. You never send it when you’re done composing it. Even though you put a lot of effort into creating it, it is not worthwhile to send.

Composing a furious email but never sending it.

Making careful to delete the email is crucial in this situation. Avoid finding yourself in a predicament where you unintentionally send it and then have to cope with the fallout.

19. Dialing a friend whose name you can’t remember

When you go out with your pals, one of them introduces a new person to the group. You swear you heard them introduce themselves, but you can’t even remember their names.

Making a Friend Request When You Can’t Remember Their Name

You find yourself referring to the person by a nickname for the remainder of the evening since you are unable to recall their name.

20. Taking Out Your Phone To Complete A Crucial Task Only To Be Sidetracked By Social Media

Have you ever checked the weather on your phone and then, twenty minutes later, found yourself lost on Instagram, unable to recall why you launched the app in the first place?

Taking Out Your Phone To Complete A Crucial Task Only To Be Sidetracked By Social Media

After some time spent attempting to recall why you was using your phone in the first place, you find yourself getting sidetracked once more.

21. Preparing Talks That Won’t Take Place

Everyone has this experience at some point. You’re too shy to bring up the topic, so even if you have a whole discourse in your thoughts, it never gets done.

Practice Talks That Won’t Take Place

You get irritated because, although the conversation went really well in your imagination, you know it probably won’t work out that well in real life.

22. At the gym, acting like a professional athlete

When you utilize the Stairmaster at the gym while listening to the Rocky theme music in your brain. After a few minutes, you are gasping for air, yet you still believe you are an expert gym goer.

At the gym, acting like a professional athlete

You may be thinking that this is the start of your Olympic preparation training montage even though this is your first time to the gym in years.

23. Listening in on conversations before jumping in

All of us have been guilty of listening in on other people’s discussions. However, have you ever found yourself drawn into a conversation while you were only listening?

Listening in on conversations and then participating in them.

You have been listening to the entire conversation for the previous several minutes, but you are attempting to seem like you have no idea what is going on, which is why it is so uncomfortable.

24. At the grocery store, glancing at other items while something else is in front of what you really want

“This can of olives is super interesting, let me stare at it for a few more minutes until that person moves out of my way because I don’t actually want olives.”

glancing away from what you really want at the grocery store in favor of other items

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Asking the individual if you could take what they had in front of you would be OK, but it would be far more challenging.

25. Experiencing Nerves When Someone Says “Bless You”

Sniff “God bless you.” “You’re welcome…I mean, thank you.” when someone says “bless you,” and you feel ashamed because you said the wrong response since you were caught off guard.

Experiencing Unease When Someone Says “Bless You”

You worry about that embarrassing interaction for the rest of the day, and you assume the other person does too. In all honesty, they most likely forgot about it after a short while.