“How Would You Haunt People If You Were a Ghost? You’ll be in stitches after reading these answers”

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“How would you haunt people if you were a ghost?” was a question posted online.—and the answers were as astute as they were humorous. Thousands of individuals left comments, describing their creative and cunning ways to torment. The following are a some of the funniest ones:

“As they attempt to rinse the shampoo out, I would keep applying it to their hair.”
“Write love notes in blood on the mirror to keep it eerie yet charming.”
“After they had spent hours searching for their belongings, I would conceal them and promptly replace them.”
“I would scatter Lego pieces all over the floor, just in time for their walk in their bare feet.”
Before they hit “save,” turn off their computer.
“When they reach for their shower towel after showering, nothing happens because I would steal it.”
“Leave the clothes soaking wet and stop the dryer mid-cycle.”
“Haunt streamers by discretely shifting background objects to make them freak out and doubt reality in their chats.”
“I would rearrange things just enough to give the impression that they are insane.”
“Forever, take only their left pair of socks.”
“While they’re unwinding in the bath, tickle their feet.”
“Replicate a dying smoke detector’s random beeps.”
Although these spectral concepts might not be horrifying, they would undoubtedly leave the living bewildered and frustrated—haunting at its best!